An Ode to Moto

The New Motorola Disney Cordless Phones
(In Iambic Pentameter)

MotoKitty Dreams
(Written by my wife because she thought my other stuff blows, but she admits this blows even harder)

Motorola is cool

Motorola is neat

Motorola is there even if I oversleep

Which I never do because I'm a morning person and my eyes pop open every day at 5am and then I get ready for work and then I go to work (which I love) and then I get home and spend hours an hours on MotorolaConnect and then I go to bed at 11pm which my wife hates because she doesn't go to bed until later and she tries to make me stay up until she goes to bed but I just can't do it because I'm so tired by 11pm and need my sleep because I get up so early every day so to get back at me she messes with my ringtones and sets the volume up REALLY REALLY loud so that when I get a call the NFL Football by Johnny Pearson Ringtone starts playing REALLY REALLY loud and I jump in fear and break a sweat trying to answer the phone so the sound will STOP

Then I change my ringtone back to what I want it to be and I am happy again

Motorola ROCKS.

Word.

I want to drive a big huge MotoVan

The wind in hair I am the MotoMan

I wave at kids with Disney cordless phones

They love the new Mickey Mouse Club tones.

Oh little kitty, what is your desire?

A shiny new Motorola V120e with millions of ring tones and rich exciting sound -- does that light your fire?

Or perhaps a Motorola T720 with attachable camera and huge color screen  -- imagine the fun, pics of Sassy lapping cream!

Maybe the V60i --  just think, little kitty -- text messages you will beam!

Please don't cover your ears, little kitty -- I know this poem sucks reams.

But be assured, little kitty...

Motorola will fulfill all your dreams!